You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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