I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Sober January is a disaster.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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