can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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