Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize
