wat bout pragnant strippers??
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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