Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Less talking, more tequila
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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