I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i love accidental penises.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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