ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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