I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol