Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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