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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.

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• (949): View more from California

  It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"

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