Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I didn't notice because vodka
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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