Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
