whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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