I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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