just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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