Non-Jews are for practice
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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