Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.