Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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