Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
