Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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