wat bout pragnant strippers??
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
