laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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