watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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