I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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