even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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