just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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