can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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