Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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