if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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