i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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