how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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