I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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