Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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