A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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