I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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