Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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