You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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