I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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