I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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