The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
birth control should be required to get into college
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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