remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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