: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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