i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I did not marry a roomba.
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