What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I look better un-naked...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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