This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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