i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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