how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i've created a new STD.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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