He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Damn victory sex feels great
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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