Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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