Dual....:-)
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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