does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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