I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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