yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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