Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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